have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
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MARIO, YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER AQUARIUM?!?!
Reddittor jennyleighb posted video and these photos of her roomate’s 55 gallon aquarium that’s been customized with a LEGO Super Mario Bros. level. Here’s a link to more photos showing the progession of the build.
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I thought these were the best things ever when they came out.
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My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
omg. this is so sad and so wonderful. NEVER FORGOT PLUTO.
I was asked to prom in the cutest way possible.
awwwww
oh my god this is so adorable
i just died
kill me.
I can’t even
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- me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
- real life friends:
- me:
- real life friends:
- internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM
you go american disability association
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a fag walks into a gay bar
everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
